One morning I was awake for some reason, and I decided that I wanted to make money. I first looked at typing at home jobs, and I soon found out that they were all just different ways to tell you how to try and use Google Adwords. I was looking at typing jobs because they seem monotonous and tedious. The perfect job for someone with infinite patience. Anyway, once I gave up on the get rich quick scemes, I started reading some web pages about what the best ways were to get rich using the internet. Some of them sounded way too out of reach for me, such as becoming an inventor, or producing a brand name product and selling it. Those were a couple I found on someone's 14 best ways list. As I read through all this, I was becoming tired and desperate.

I eventually came across some sentimental site that had as a method of getting rich: "think of an original idea and go with it." This one hit me hard. Not that I'm sentimental or anything, but an original idea is what gets everyone off the ground. Whether its making a website with a million pixels, or turning a paperclip into a house. I thought, like everyone, that every good idea to make money has to have already been thought of, and then I had a revelation. What if the original idea was so doomed to fail that it was brilliant? Many internet fads have been started by someone's stupid idea, just look at Star Wars Kid. I'm someone, and this idea is more than overqualified to be stupid. Did I mention that I was tired when I was thinking all this?

When I get tired, which is quite often, I start making bad decisions. (I think that was my away message for a day or two after the initial investment) These bad decisions usually involve me subjecting to suggestion, and sometimes they lead to financial matters. No later than an hour after I had my brilliant idea, I had registered Justgivemecash.com and bought web space for it. I was probably thinking that if I bought it all, then I'd be forced to go through with it.

I woke up that afternoon and hoped that it was all just a bad dream. Unfortunately, and I'm hoping this will change, I checked my Paypal account and found it empty, due to a couple purchases involving a web domain and server space. After a couple days I got my courage up, and started coding what I hope will be the next big web thing.

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